Shimo's idea of avoiding the limelight is extremely correct, but he seriously underestimates the resolute determination of a certain cute loli who has lost her beloved pet. [Leaf*Child] [You*You]
His otaku plan was blocked by the victim very embarrassedly before it was implemented for three days...... Men's toilet door.
The ship that Shibao was on was a bit rudimentary, even the best captain's cabin did not have a separate bathroom, so our pig's trotter Shibao could only solve emergency problems in the public toilet.
So the question arises. Shi Bao was originally a killer whale man, twice the size of an adult man, and was extremely eye-catching. After searching for two days to no avail, she finally implemented the plan to draw salaries from the bottom of the pot on the third day - blocking the door of the men's toilet.
This time, Shi Bao was arrested all at once.
"You big-headed fishman, give me back the octopus baby!" The little loli pouted angrily, her pink little face made people want to take a bite when they saw it.
"What octopus, little sister, you recognized the wrong person." Shi Bao's face was flat, he directly played the role of a scoundrel, and he didn't admit to bullying the little girl when he was killed.
"You!" The little loli's eyes were red, and she was so angry with the strange uncle that she was about to cry.
The guards on the side couldn't stand it anymore, he was going to send this young lady to her long-lost father this time, and he would be his master in the future, but now he was bullied by outsiders, and he intervened in public and private: "This strong man, please return my young lady's pet, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless under the sword!" As he spoke, he pulled out the shiny long sword with a clanging sound, and casually held a beautiful sword flower in his hand. Click com
Shi Bao's eyes straightened when he saw it, but he couldn't even hold the sword flower. He is essentially an otaku, where can he play any sword, otherwise he would not have chosen the obsidian axe before, this kind of weapon that does not pay much attention to skill for self-defense.
What's even worse is that he didn't carry a big black axe with him this time, thinking about it, no one will carry a sharp weapon on their back when going to the toilet again. If something happens, the sharp blade suddenly cuts off a part of dignity, wouldn't it be sad and painful?
Therefore, his only reliance now is his body that is stronger than the fish-man. But in the face of a human male swordsman leader holding a sharp sword and six swordsmen ready to go, Shi Bao suddenly felt that the strength of the two sides was very different, and the head-to-head duel was very unreliable.
Therefore, despite the nervous expressions of the swordsmen, he pulled out the two muskets stuck in his waist, and then hung the muzzle to the floor under everyone's puzzled eyes. Click com
Shi Bao knew that hard fighting was not possible, the two muskets in his hand were the most ordinary goods, each could fire a single iron bullet, and if he was lucky, he would only destroy two swordsmen. But that doesn't mean he can't solve the trouble in front of him.
The so-called emergencies in urgency, ordinary people are often able to burst out unimaginable potential in times of crisis.
The so-called rabbit bites people when it is anxious, let alone a fishman!
Under such circumstances, Shi Bao spoke. As soon as he opened his mouth, the cattle in the sky were flying: "These two muskets of mine have extremely strong firepower, and it is easy to penetrate the deck of this layer of rotten wood. You must also know that there is a cargo hold under this deck, which stores a large amount of strong wine from a certain trading company. Now I just need to press the trigger lightly, and the gunpowder just rubs a little bit of sparks...... Hey, hey, hey......"
When everyone heard this, both the swordsman who had just shown off their martial prowess and the passers-by watching the excitement were all pale! Shi Bao's words were very threatening, but he finally wanted to speak. But even the most imaginative can imagine the horror of gunpowder piercing the deck and igniting the spirits that filled the five cabins.
The swordsman leader, who was still confident before, felt that his head exploded with a "boom". No one knew the fierceness of the 5-cabin wine better than him, and he himself was the person in charge of this operation of the commercial bank. He couldn't afford to lose the responsibility of losing these fine wines, even if it was 100. If you think about it, catering to the interests of the little master is too small.
"Hey, hey." The swordsman leader barely laughed, he put away his long sword, stared at Shibao and said, "Your Excellency, don't be alarmist, if you do this, the entire ship will ignite and explode in an instant, even you can be spared."
Shi Bao shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and his tone was extremely relaxed: "Anyway, I am a fishman, I can jump into the sea first and then shoot, at most I will work hard and swim to the island."
His words were so scoundrel that the leader of the swordsmen who shook directly trembled all over, almost breaking his liver and gallbladder. looked at Shi Bao's eyes with horror: He ***, this is bad luck that has fallen for eight lifetimes! How did you run into a fishman who was so desperate, so shameless, and so scoundrel and despicable!?
"Ahem! Your Excellency, our Federal Commercial Bank has kept this in mind this time." The leader of the swordsmen was also afraid of this deadly madman, and he didn't want to provoke him, but after all, he couldn't wipe his face, so he still said a harsh word before leaving.
But he then felt deep regret for this cruel word.
"What? I want to leave!?" Shi Bao's expression was very angry, and the result was very serious, "Federal Commercial Bank, after bullying and wrongfully accusing me, an ordinary fishman, you patted your butt and wanted to leave?"
"Then what do you want?!" The leader of the swordsmen shouted.
"How is it?" Shi Bao also shouted, competing with the tone of the human being, where could the human being be the opponent of the fishman, "Where is my mental loss fee? What about the physical health loss expenses I have suffered due to long-term holding of urine? What about the treatment expenses for accidents in my life? My ......"
He said five or six expenses in a row, and every time he said a swordsman leader, his body shook, and in the end, the poor swordsman leader was already shaking. The little loli on the side also widened her eyes: Obviously her side occupies the truth, why was she blackmailed in the end?
The little loli vaguely felt that an arrogant life guest like a fishman was 100 times more indulgent than being a commercial lady!
Shi Bao didn't know that he had unknowingly harmed the worldview of a small flower. He inadvertently caught the other party's vital points, and later extorted the other party 20 Baileys!
The next journey of Shibao is full of comfort. This incident spread from one to ten, ten to a hundred, and soon spread throughout the ship. Everyone knew that there was a deadly lunatic on this boat. No one dared to provoke him, and no one dared to block the toilet door. Unknowingly, Zhen Bao inexplicably became the tyrant on the ship! Good novels are all available, tell your friends